A Bear, A Lion and A Pig

A bear, a lion and a pig meet.

Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."

Lion says: "if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."

Pig says: "big deal.... I only have to cough, and the entire planet shits itself."

CDC doing us a favor??? What do you think?

They are doing us a favor right? By releasing their "in reserve" stockpile of Tamiflu. Just in case you guys didn't get the news . . .the CDC isn't sure there will be enough vaccine for everyone so you better run right on out and get yours today. NOT!

What media hype! Fantastic marketing for sure!


CDC: 114 kids have died from swine flu

Request for Controls (Poop Sample) for A Study to Determine the Intestinal Bacteria and Yeasts Present in Autism

ASU Research is conducting "A Study to Determine the Intestinal Bacteria and Yeasts Present in Autism". They are in need of healthy stool samples. Willing to pay $99 for each stool sample.

Here's the eligibility criteria:
1) Age 2 ½ to 17 years
2) No usage of any type of antibiotic or antifungal medications within the last month.
3) In good mental and physical health: no stomach/gut problems such as chronic diarrhea, constipation, gas, heartburn, bloating, etc, no Attention Deficit Disorders (ADD/ADHD, etc.).
4) Unrelated to an individual with autism (not a brother, sister, parent, aunt, or uncle)

Let me know if you have any children who could help out. This is a great opportunity to help modern medicine understand a little more about GUT BACTERIA. We should all know a little more about that. Important stuff!

Dios esté con usted,
Gina

Contact info:
James B. Adams
Professor
School of Mechanical, Aerospace, Chemical, and Materials Engineering
Arizona State University
PO Box 876106
Tempe, AZ 85287-6106
(480) 965-3316
(480) 727-9321 (fax)